Hipster vs. Hockey Player Hygiene

Listen up, smooth brain. Hockey players sweat a ton, so their pads definitely get smelly. Hipsters are a stereotype that implies they love vintage and probably don't wash their clothes much. The joke says the difference is that the hockey player changes his pads every period—which implies a dedication to changing gear—suggesting the hipster wears the same stinky stuff forever. Based fact: you probably still sleep in that band t-shirt you haven't washed since the concert.