Players jokes
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.
A player in Baldi's Basics says, "Why are you bald?"
Baldi responds, "Well, I have cancer."
The player says, "Oh, good for you!"
Only Fortnite players will get it.
Where do you get salt water? Salty Springs.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
The Columbine High School basketball team hasn't been the same since they lost their two best shooters.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
"Banjo players spend half their lives tuning... and the other half out of tune."
I'm a banjo picker, and I can confirm this is 99% true.
There was a guy I knew who owned a foot-high piano player.
He had found a magic lamp and rubbed it. The genie popped out and gave him one wish.
The guy thinks the genie was a bit deaf, as all he got was a 12" pianist.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
He might have been a Fortnite player. Respect him.
Why did the baseball player get arrested? He tried to steal third.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on Juan.
So Steph Curry and Lebron James went on a vacation, and Steph Curry said, "Try not to travel!"
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.