Players jokes
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
Why can't an Asian play baseball?
'Cause they always eat the bat!
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost both towers.
I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.
Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?
Because they like to floss.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.