Players jokes
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Memes
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1-foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says, “Man, how’d you get such a short piano player?” The bartender says in response, “There’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says, “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says, “What just happened?” The bartender replies, “The genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12-inch pianist?”
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
How do you know when a football player has been to jail?
When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Did you hear the scores of the African basketball game?
It was Eight-Nothing.