Players jokes
The plane crashed. There are 5 seats in Bordeaux and usually 4 parachute seats.
The first song goes: "I am Cristiano Ronaldo, the best player in the world, so fly with the first helmet."
One of Ivanka Trump's former supporters said: "I was the US President's teacher." And take an umbrella and fly.
Former US Secretary of State Donald Trump said: "I am the President of the United States. I am the president of the United States of America, not responsible to the people. Design our package and jump."
"I'm glad," said the next passenger, Popstag, as he approached. Then the boy explained: "I still can't see anyone's problem. The President of the United States is in my bag..."
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What's a darts player's favorite drink? One hundred and eight-tea!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Why do basketball players love cookies so much?
Because they can dunk them!
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)