Players jokes
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What did the baseball player say to the bassist?
Nice baseline!
What do you call two Mexicans playing 1v1 basketball?
One on one! Just think about it. It makes sense.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Where do golf players practice?
Near a gulf.
Who is an orphan's favorite soccer player?
Been fostered.
VVD [is] better than Sergio Ramos.
When baseball players want to get together, what will they do?
Touch base.
Billy and Bobby were walking to school one day. Billy pulled out an mp3 player.
"What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just something to zone out the other kids," Billy responded.
The next day, Billy and Bobby were walking to school. Billy rummaged through his backpack and pulled out an mp4 player this time.
"Woah! What's that?" Bobby inquired.
"Oh, just a lil something to shut out the annoying kids at school," Billy responded.
The next day, Bobby noticed Billy's backpack was particularly heavy looking. Billy rummaged through his backpack just outside the school and pulled out an mp5 rifle.
"Holy shit, dude! What the fuck is that for?" Bobby gasped.
"Nice huh? This'll shut those fuckers up for good!" Billy replied.
Player 138 eliminated...
Why is the US so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
An orphan was playing with a famous baseball player. The baseball player walks up to him and says, "Dude, I gotta teach you." The orphan goes, "Why? I got all your moves down." The baseball player goes, "But kid, you can never find home, though."
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
There is a ghost baseball game and one team loses because of one player so they start booing him!