Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
what game do emo kids love the most.. hangman
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player”. In Chuck Norris case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan
Why do basketball players like cookies? Because they can dunk them!
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
A guy walks into a bar and sees a 1 foot piano player over by the door. He goes over to the bartender, orders a beer, and says “man, how’d you get such a short piano player.” The bartender says in response” there’s a genie in the back of the bar.” The man finishes his beer and runs to the back, looking for the genie. He finds it and says “I wish for a million bucks.” Suddenly, a million ducks fly out of the bar. The customer looks confused and goes back to the bartender and says “what just happened” the bartender replies “the genie is half deaf, do you really think I’d ask for a 12 inch pianist?”
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
Why are Americans so bad at chess
They lost 2 towers
Why can’t orphans play baseball ?
Because the can’t find home
How do you know when a football player has been to jail? When he goes in a tight end and comes out a wide receiver.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.