What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
What is the difference between a hipster and a hockey player?
A hockey player showers.
Alright, listen up, slowpoke. The joke is that hipsters are usually portrayed as dirty. So, the difference between them and hockey players is that hockey players shower after a game or practice. You probably still stink even after showering because you can't aim right.