What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Players Jokes
why was the bad baseball player so good at bowling?
He kept making strikes.
What's a Fortnite player's favorite era? The 90s!
You know what the difference between Kobe Bryant and Russell Westbrook is?
He wears 0 and Kobe has 0 lives left.
Osama Bin Laden is the best Angry Birds player of all time.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
