Players jokes
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they have already lost 2 towers.
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
I was playing Warzone last night, and I shot my teammate that said they were emo. When I shot him, another player did, and it said "assist kill."
What is the worst player in basketball? LeBron James.
Why did the NBA remove the glory hole from the men's locker room?
Too many black basketball players sucking too many white cocks before the game.
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
What do you call a bad player? A noob.
What was the score to the African basketball game? It was 8-0.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why are basketball courts slippery?
Because the players dribble on it.
Why is the USA bad at Clash Royale? 'Cause they already lost two towers.
What is the difference between a frog and a trombone player?
The frog might be on his way to a gig!
The dirtiest football player in my school was the smallest.
He was just trying to find out who was tickling his balls.
What do Call of Duty players say when they shoot up a school?
654-721-8940
(If you understand the joke, you're a god.)
What did the racist CoD player say to yo mama?
132.513.531.332
Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.
“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”
Which Pokémon do soccer players like the most?
GOALduck.
Why can’t Chinese people play cricket? Cus they always eat the bat.
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