Players jokes

Top 1 best football player 🏈 in the world.

“The guy who tackles the Make-A-Wish kid!”

What’s the difference between a prostitute and a hockey player?

A hockey player gets to shower after three periods.

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    • A basketball player walks into a strip club:

    "Hi, I heard I could bounce some balls here?"

    MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

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    • MISSING!!

    MISSING!!

    Name: Ghostiano Penaldo

    Missing: 27/6/2021 vs Belgium

    Characteristics: Disappearing in big games + Diving + always ranting "give me penalty".

    Last found - Practicing tap ins.

    Possible Locations: Penalty Spot, Parma, Crotone.

    Might be dangerous towards good players.

    A guy took his blonde girlfriend to her first football game. They had great seats right behind their team's bench.

    After the game, he asked her how she liked the experience. "Oh, I really liked it," she replied, "especially the tight pants and all the big muscles, but I just couldn't understand why they were killing each other over 25 cents."

    Dumbfounded, her date asked, "What do you mean?"

    "Well, they flipped a coin, one team got it, and then for the rest of the game, all they kept screaming was, 'Get the quarterback! Get the quarterback!' I'm like, hello? It's only 25 cents!"

    Q: What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?

    A: One knows where home is.

    What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player?

    A hockey player showers after 3 periods.