Players jokes
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why did the Xbox player cross the road? To render in the buildings.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What’s the difference between a basketball player and an orphan?
One has a home to run to.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Q. What do you call a Muslim basketball player?
A. Osama Bin Ballin'.
What did the orphan poker player say to the elder?
“Will you raise me?”
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.