Players jokes
Why can’t English people play chess? They ain't got no queen.
I was working at a check-in station for a flight to Riyadh when suddenly I was approached by Benzema, Kante, and Neymar!
At first I was very surprised and curious, so I asked them why they decided to play in the Saudi Pro League and not MLS where GOAT Messi plays. They all smiled and happily replied: "Don't you know, the legendary bench warmer PRISTIANO PENALDO plays there!"
Now I fully understood what they meant! They know that Pristiano is already finished, so winning trophies will be easy for them. I smiled and happily let them through.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What's the difference between red wings and old cassette tape players?
One eats tape while the other eats pussy.
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Random words in my keyboard:
The most annoying part of this game has always been that the players don’t know how much time it takes to get to the table before you start playing them.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A Juan on Juan.
Q: What are cheetahs?
A: The worst card players!
What jumps higher than a basketball player?
An emo kid, they never touch the ground.
Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
Because they already lost two towers.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't Chinese people play football? They will eat the bat.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
How many Tottenham players does it take to win a trophy? It doesn't matter how hard they try, they still can't win one anyway.
Like and comment if you play Fortnite!
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basketball player?
Blue Jay Simpson!
What is a Fortnite player's favorite football team? The rabbit raiders! LOL! LMAO! LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! LMAO! 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀