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Why is pounding your mom like playing video games?
Because once you start, you just can’t stop until you win!
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
Why can't cheetahs play any games?
Because they're cheetahs!
A toddler was giving her daddy a tea party.
She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea, her Mom came home. Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What's the difference between soccer and a dead baby?
I don't wear steel cap boots when I play soccer.
I have a short TRUE story of how I found out my brother was gay and did "it" with his best friend.
When my brother was 12-13 years old, he fucked his best friend and I saw it. I was like 4-5 years old, UNDERSTANDING what "it" stood for at the time. All I heard was "ahh" and "mmm". The only thing that traumatized me the most was when my brother moaned "daddy". I was so traumatized that I told my mother about it, she rolled her eyes and said, "He's probably playing a game with Evan". BULLSHIT... NO YOU DUMBASS. He was playing the game "SEX", more like "GAY SEX".
I even told my father and he said, "I don't understand what you're trying to say". I told him DIRECTLY that I heard my brother say "daddy" to his damn best friend!
I actually got so curious, I opened the door and saw them doing "69". I was blank white after I saw it. I will NEVER forget that he did "it" with his own best friend.. NEVER forget about it.
(just a btw, I still have the image stuck in my head and never forget how YOUNG he was..)
(He ain't no virgin anymore I guess lmfao.)
(MORE STORIES COMING SOON =D)
Parents: "OH! Honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
You know how there were like... two towers. I had so much fun playing Jenga in those planes! I WON!!!!!
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
Two kids were sitting at a restaurant. One said, "Could I please have some water? I am feeling a little HORSE." The other said, "Animal Puns? TOUCAN play at that game."
What time do babies get dirty?
Playtime.
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say, “This boy always had a fat ass.”
How do Chinese people play in Spy?
They can't.
I was playing Mortal Kombat with my friend when he picked the fighter Pristiano Penaldo. I won and the voice didn't say "Finish him," so I couldn't do a fatality.
I was confused, but I understood that the game didn't let me finish him because he is already finished.
A) Why don't orphans play Minecraft Online?
Q) Because Technoblade will get their I.P. address and cum to their houses!
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Why is America so bad at playing Jenga?
Because they already lost two towers.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.