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Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why was Sally sad?
Because she couldn't play pattycake. Sally doesn't have arms.
What do you call two Latinos playing baseball one on one?
Why can’t orphans play catch?
They never had a dad to teach them.
When Cincinnati played Alabama in 2021, they wore black at their funeral! 🤣
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
I tried to play with rock, but it was hard.
GBM when he sees Soph (gets a boner) and has sex with Soph but realizes he forgot to put on a condom. Soph: "This is why Arsenal fans are so deluded and retarded."
Normal Fans after they lose the game: Good game, you guys played really well. GBM: "BRO REF WHAT THE BLOODY HELL YOU DELUDED ASS RETARD, OMFG WE LOST BECAUSE OF THIS REF!"
Adapt: Hey Adapt, did you know you're smart? Smart for being retarded. Yo Adapt!! You're so stupid that you gave me your Roblox account info and you said thanks about it!!
Barca fans after the LFC vs Barca game: We bottled it, damn it, we'll win the Copa Del Rey tho. Commie after the LFC vs Barca game: "YOU NEVER WALK ALONEEEEEEEEEE" Normal People: I support only 1 team. Commie: I support Barca, LFC, and AEK!! And I'm the biggest plastic in the server!!
Why do orphans hate hide and seek?
Their parents went to play hide and seek years ago.
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why don't skeletons play music at the church?
Because they don't have any organs.
Hello my fellow Americans, I'm playing Clash Royale for the USA clan, and two towers are already gone?
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
Why do people play soccer?
Because people need to kick harder to win a parent.
Why can't New York City play chess?
Because they lost 2 towers!
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: "I found you." Boy: "What gave me away?" Girl: "Ur parents obviously."