Planetary Pool

Yo momma's so fat that she plays pool with planets.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about your mom being so fat that she uses planets instead of pool balls. I know you're used to playing pool with peas, but you're not the size of a planet, are ya?

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