My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
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Explain Bear
Well listen here, you insignificant piece of lichen! The "joke" is that after 30 years of marriage, this guy is saying that the only trick his wife does is "play dead" in the bedroom. He's implying that she's not interested in sex anymore. I am so smart!