“Wanna play the rape game?”
“No!!!!”
“That’s the spirit!”
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
😐😑
i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
So I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion. (SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage. Child: But why? Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
What’s the a simulation between a penis and a rubix cube
The more you play with it the harder it gets
Parents: "OH! honey, we were just wrestling!"
Little Johnny: "OK! I'll join you!"
Do you knows the tv show naked and afraid wall that’s what my grandpa and me played when I was young
I am a registered sex offender im just playing i'm not registered yet
Me: wanna play a game Sister: ya, what is it Me: tic tac toe Sister:? Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve Me: tic tac toe
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer
Dad: here u go son all ur toys have gone to the orphanage Son: why dad Dad:you would be bored there if there was not anything to do
What did the depressed kid do in P.E play with the Jump Rope but they used it the wrong way
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
