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A young, innocent little girl is playing hopscotch, and she says, "You step on a crack, you break your mama's back." Then she steps on a crack, so her mother's back proceeded to break slowly. Then she said, "You step on a line, you break your dada's spine," but the neighbor's spine broke, and in happiness, the thought-to-be previous father gets in his car and drives through the garage door...
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can never find home.
Why didn't the skeleton play football?
His heart wasn't in it!
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
When you have nothing else to do in your life btw this is someone i know whos rude af
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Friend 1: Eyyy gurl
Me: Hey! (Fake smile)
Friend 2: Hey g-guys what 'bout we play would you rather?
6 hours later
Friend 2: So (name) would u rather? 1. "Hang" out with me Or 2. "Jump" 1 times?
Me...e-eh?...Why not both????? We could just "Jump" while "Hanging" out right?
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?
I play with balls. Not me, the girl that was "playing something."
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
Why can't Indians play football? Because every time they take a corner, they make a shop.
I knew you played football because your hairline is receding.
I've started playing the triangle for a reggae band. It's pretty casual.
I just stand at the back and ting.
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
What's a game a paraplegic kid can't play?
Hopscotch.
Why did the police play baseball?
Why?
He wanted to play catch.
One time I was playing a bongo at a Chinese restaurant.
But they were competing against a Cuban restaurant and killed me.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.