Orphan

Anonymous

why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family

Orphan

Anonymous

why can’t orphans play online games. Because they don’t have parents to sign them up

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Daughter

D.K.

I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said “i am still choosing” she looked horrified

Music

Anonymous

Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.

Depression

A Ghost...

friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i’ve got a great spot! me: grabs nuce and runs to my closet

Watch

Kamikaze

if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn’t know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse

Orphan

Mystery

Why do orphans play GTA?

So they can feel wanted

Little Johnny

Anonymous

Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherfckers who want to get off get off and all you motherfckers who want to get on get on his mother here’s him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherfckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherfckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.

Little Johnny

dlm579

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, “Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?” Mommy xays, “Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy’s garage, now go and play”
A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, “Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn’t get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off.”

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Arms

Anonymous

Boys: “Hey, can billy come out and play baseball?” Mom: “That’s not funny, you know billy doesn’t have any arms and legs” Boys: “I know, we need a third base”

Son

Nicholas

i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. “which one is yours” and for fun i said “i don’t know i’m still choosing”.

Orphan

Anonymous

As siblings we always joke about being adopted it stops being funny when your playing in your parents room and find both of your adoption papers

Queen

Anonymous

Why doesn’t the US wanna play chess with the UK?

The US is already down 2 towers and the UK has a unkillable queen.

Titanic

Thats funny

Do you want to play titanic?

When i say iceberg you go down on me

Ball

Anonymous

What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

Time

Anonymous

Why can’t Indians play football… cause every time they take a corner they make a shop

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Michael Jackson

Cracra

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Funny

FL0RIDA_0RANGES

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ! What instrument can a skeleton play? A TromBONE!

Kobe

Gabe Itch

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

Country

Anonymous

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back