i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
Why cant Chinese play baseball? Because they eat the bats
One of the reasons the skeleton was not allowed to play church music is because he had no organs.
Roses are red violets are blue when I see you I play with my poo
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Baseball is awesome 😎
A young innocent little girl is playing hopscotch and she says you step on a crack you brake you're mamas back and then she step on a crack so her mothers back proceeded to brake slowly then she said you step on a line you brake your dadas spine but the neighbours spine broke and in happiness the thought to be previouse father gets in his car and drive through the garage door...
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?"
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
playing irl fruit ninja on my arm
Someone asked me, 'What are them scars on your arm ? ..' I thought I was playing a violin '
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
friend: hey,wanna play hid and seek? me:sure, i've got a great spot! me: *grabs nuce and runs to my closet*
Lmao idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
if a toy from toy story died, the kid wouldn't know and the other toys would just have to watch as their kid played with the corpse
“Would you like to play the rape game?” “No wtf” She replied “Thats the spirit!”
Little Johnny was playing with his train and said all you motherf*ckers who want to get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who want to get on get on his mother here's him and said is that you cussing. The mother said go to your room for 1 hour little Johnny goes to his room then little johnny comes back one hour later and said all you motherf*ckers who wanna get off get off and all you motherf*ckers who wanna get on get on and if you wanna know about the 1 hour delay go ask the b*tch in the kitchen.
I was watching my daughter at a park she was playing with a few people another parent came up to me and said which was is yours, just for fun i said "i am still choosing" she looked horrified
when you don't have a phone to play fruit ninja and improvise
