Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. š
Tits are like Lego bricks. They're there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
Why cant asians play cricket Theyll eat the bat
Boys: āHey, can billy come out and play baseball?ā Mom: āThatās not funny, you know billy doesnāt have any arms and legsā Boys: āI know, we need a third baseā
my sons so ungrateful. i bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Incest. A game the whole family can play
what did they do with michael jackson when he died
he got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change
What is the difference between a Rubikās cube and a penis? I donāt know, but they both get harder the more you play with them.
-"You wanna play the rape game?" -"No" -"That's the spirit!"
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why do they do glow in the dark comdoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back
The quiet kid starts playing Pumped Up Kicks in the parking lot before school.
Boy and girl playing hide and seek... girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously