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My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
I know this is supposed to be an emo joke, but does anyone want to play Rocket League?
I'm on PS4, by the way!
My name: Box3d_by_Clapped
Why can’t American people play chess?
Because they lost their towers.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
xthegamer0 is 35. He grew up with GTA5 and is still playing it today.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
Fortnite is so bad that when you try to play, trash is always in your way. LOL
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.
A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.
Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"
Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
I taught my dog how to play the trumpet on the London Underground over the weekend.
He went from Barking to Tooting in just under 20 minutes.
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Why can’t monkeys play in the jungle? Because there are too many cheetahs!
Le fish de la toilette.
[Plays french music]
What do a Rubik's cube and a dick have in common? The more you play with them, the harder they get.
Why don't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
How do you make a disabled person cry?
Let's go play tag!
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
Why did the cheetah lose in chess? Because he played against cheetahs!