What songs do people with no arms listen to?? None cause they can’t press play
What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once
whats the difference between a girl and a toy? there is no difference because you play with both anyway
A wife decided to leave for a vacation, leaving her husband in supervision of her mother and her cat. After a few days, she called her husband and asked, “How is everything going?” He responded with, “The cat is dead.” She cried out and said, “Why couldn’t you’ve broken the new slowly? You could have said the cat is playing on the roof or on the first day, and the next say it broke its leg, then the next that the poor things dead! Anyways, how’s my mom?” “She’s playing on the roof.”
Two guys are on the playground one guys says too the other “did you know that Hellen Keller had a play ground in her backyard” the other guy said “no” the first guy says “neither did she
Lets play pretend. I'll be Nike and you'll be Mcdonalds,
Cuz I'll be doin it and you'll be lovin it.
Today i find out that my cat got hit by a car accident, wellp i guess im gonna play ninja fruits on my hands again, Its not like anyone will notice.
what's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag ones plastic and dangerous to play with the other is to carry groceries.
what is eligal in aferca what water guns
. How is sex like a game of bridge? If you have a great hand, you don’t need a partner.
Like and commet if you play fortnite
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids when he came out the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire , they called him hot wheels
what do you call a toy that has a story? toy story
play: "joke_start_3" play:"punchline_3" play:"laugh_6"
Hay don’t take my toy what are you going to tell your parents
Did you know the past tense of William Shakespeare is Wouldiwas Shookspeared?
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools Pranks
A. Pranken stein
22 ants were playing football in a saucer. One ant said to another one, “We'll have to play better tomorrow. We're playing in the cup!”
Why can't oraphans play basball?
because they dont know where home is
what is an emo kids fav game
hangman
