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Anonymous
in Orphan

why cant the orphan play the game of life? they dont know what a family road trip is. 😆

mincraft kid
in Orphan

WHY DO ORPHANS PLAY MINECRAFT

SO THEY CAN AT LEAST BUILD A HOME

Cracra
in Michael Jackson

Why can Michael Jackson not play chess. Because he can’t pick which side he is is he on the white or black side

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Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “mommy mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, daddy came in with the lady next door and they started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off daddy’s clothes and daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of daddy and started…”. The mother cuts him off and says “just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” Couple hours later the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face shouting “I’m leaving you… Go ahead Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs and my ball got away and into your closet, and when I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door and you both started hugging and kissing and the lady next door took off your clothes and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed, and the lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing mom did with uncle joe last summer.”

Anonymous
in Ball

What do you call two Mexicans playing basket ball? Juan on Juan

Zachary Beerbower

Me: Wanna play 9/11? Friend: What’s that? Me: Its a game where I kick you in both legs and watch you fall.

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FL0RIDA_0RANGES
in Funny

What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ! What instrument can a skeleton play? A TromBONE!

Anonymous

I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.

Anonymous
in Country

what do you get when you play a country song backwards? you get your wife, your house, and your kids back

Anonymous

Lmao idiots don’t know how to play Jenga.

Anonymous

Why couldn’t Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn’t Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn’t Sally pick up the box? (Friend: Some weird guess) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who’s there?) Not Sally.

Lol
in Orphan

Boy and girl playing hide and seek… girl: I found you, Boy: what gave me away, Girl: ur parents obviously

Anonymous

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street and they come to a kid playing in a sandbox. The priest says, “Hey, you wanna go screw that kid?”

To which the rabbi replies, "Out of what?

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Anonymous
in Animal

What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? – A moosician.

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Deez
in Dark Humor

Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is

Gabe Itch
in Kobe

I wanted to play as Kobe in my console but the game crashed.

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No Honey for a month
in Little Johnny

Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says “i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks.” Johnny replies “i don’t care, i don’t like honey anyway.” About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies “I don’t care, i don’t like butter anyway.” Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny’s mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says “do you want to tell her or should i?”

hee hee 100
in Nonce

whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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bussy
in Priest

Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.

Daniel King
in Pig

Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?

Because he’s a ball hog.