why did sally get a black eye? Because she tried to play patty cake.
"Hi Mrs. Jackson, can Matt come out and play?" " Oh, Johnny you know Matt doesn't have any arms or legs." "I know, we just wanted to use him as third base."
my mom give me your stuff bc u have bad grades me HOW ABOUT MY 5 LITTLE BROTHER I HAVE A- HE HAS f- she lets him play anyway and i dont
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
I played Rock Paper Scissors with my friend enyaw . I cba with jokes basically me and enyaw always scissor
What is an orphans favorite toy
An boomorang
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go? He said “Wynaut.”
dad: im giving all your toys to the orphan kid. kid:why Dad: so you dont get bored
My 3 year old sister kept saying i like your cut g everytime she does i dodge and close my eyes but she's the one who always end up running
why did the actor fall through the floor??.. he was just going through a stage
Why is a orphan favorite game monopoly? because it can actually buy a house
Jace: ha ha i won dude you suck at monopoly Timmy:Let's play another game *GUNSHOT* Ig i won! Jace:*SCREAMS IN PAIN* Timmy: What? I thought we were playing chutes and ladders!
A pun, a play on words and a limmerick walk into a bar.
No joke!
What has 2 legs and loves to play with little kids? The local priest.
I was such an ugly kid. When I played in the sandbox the cat kept covering me up.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea then Asked for his parents. God orphanages are fun to work at!!
whats the difference between soccer and a dead baby? . . . i dont wear steal cap boots when i play soccer
Why can’s orphans play bass ball
Because they can’t run home
play dead they said wasn't to hard I've been dead inside for years
