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So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Oh a toaster for a PC? how unsanitary
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Hey, yesterday I played with my sister. When I woke up, she was gone.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Why doesn't the U.S. Government play Clash of Clans?
Because they lost two towers already.
What game console do emergency vehicles play? Wii U!!!
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Girl: Boys are like sports, they get played.
Boy: Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
Roses are red, violets are blue, When I see you, I play with my poo.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.