Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
Juan on juan.
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
Why don't Indians play soccer? -Coz every time they get a corner, they build a shop on it.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
Imagine you're playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1: shoot someone Option 2: suicide
Me: Aren't they the same thing?
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
😐😑
What do you call a cow who plays an instrument? -- A moosician.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Lil Timmy and Lil Susie are taking a bath together. Lil Susie looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car." They continue on with their bath.
Then Lil Timmy looks down and says, "Hey, what's that?" Lil Susie looks down and says, "Oh, that, that's only my little red race car garage." They continue with their bath. Then Lil Susie says, "Hey, what if we try to put your little red race car in my little red race car garage?"
The parents downstairs then hear a bloody scream. They rush upstairs and then say, "What's wrong?" Lil Susie says, "Well, Lil Timmy tried to put his little red race car in my little red race car garage but the back wheels wouldn't fit, so we cut them off."
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
I tried to warn my son about playing Russian roulette. It went in one ear and out the other.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
