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My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
What instrument does a special ed kid play? An autistic guitar.
Why do you not play with a cheetah? Because they cheat!
Why can’t orphans have phones?
Because it has a home button.
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
Yo mama so fat, when she play a game, everybody lags.
My girlfriend and I played Russian Roulette once.
We had sex afterwards even though she lost.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between.
Coach: Why can't orphans play baseball?
Me: Because they can't get a homerun.
Why can't Asians play cricket?
Because they will eat the ball.
When you are playing Fortnite and you get a big W, reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.
Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.
The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.
The son comes outside and steps on a crack.
The dad then dies in a car crash.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.
Adopted kid:
Hey, Alex, what are you doing?
Alex:
Nothing, just playing my game. Anyways, you know you can call me "dad."
Adopted kid:
OK, dad Alex.
Alex:
Oh, come on! My game! I’m winning. Let’s go!
Adopted kid:
I’m so glad I have a mom.
When the emo kid says let’s play truth or dare, You know it’s about to hang over.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Dating a German is great because they don't play mind games; they just provide a detailed, 40-page PDF explaining exactly why you are wrong.
So, one day Kylin Banks was playing football. Then he saw Violet. After he saw her, he got bricked up. Then he ran after her and rubbed his pickle all over her. She was so happy.
Two girls are at a play and are about to go on the stage.
Ally before the other girl goes on stage: Break a leg!
Rachel: Alright!
On stage, Rachel trips over a stand and breaks her leg.
Rachel calling backstage: I broke my leg!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.