My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me. I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms. Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms. Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her. Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms. Why did sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
I walked into the school for disabled kids and asked them if they knew how to play heads, shoulders, knees, and toes. Turns out they only knew how to play heads, shoulders, wheels, and frame.
Why do tell actors to "break a leg"? Because every play has a cast.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her and told her never to play with matches again. A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire and the house burned down. Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors, her mother told her: If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home! Little Natalie just cackled with delight, because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.
why cant an orphan play football because they don't have an dad or mom
What’s Hellen Kellers favorite game as a kid I spy
What time do baby’s get dirty? Play time
Both man and woman have balls but they like to play with the ball of each other because a person always loves what they don't have 😁
Do you want to play titanic?
When i say iceberg you go down on me
if u play game go play on ur sis
Why did Oliver have no friends?
His last name was Clothesoff and all the other kids would get in trouble whenever they would ask to play with Oliver Clothesoff.
why can't you play with a cheetah?
Because they are cheat-ahs
why cant a orphan play family fued because it has to have a family
Why can’t Indians play football...... cause every time they take a corner they make a shop
Wanna play dolls? I can be Ken and you can be the box i come in
Your hairline so far back when your forehead was playing tag your hairline ran away real far
What is a kids favorite thing to do with their dad? Play pretend dog in the bed.
What's the difference between a orphan and a toy One is played with
