i went to a park then i kick a ball at a kid in a wheel chair then screamed rocket league
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the switch.
When a school shooter walks to the intercom and plays pumped up kicks
Why does the adopted kid like playing gta?because he wants to be wanted
Little Johnny got a train set for Christmas. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says” alright, you motherfuckers get off here, and you motherfuckers get off here” his mom comes rushing in and says” little Johnny, we don’t use that kind of language, go to your room and think about what you did!” After a few hours, she lets him out of his room. He goes back to play with his train set. He takes it around the circle, parks it at the station, and says,” ok, you guys get off here, and you guys get off here. And if you have any complaints about the two hour delay, take it up with the bitch in be kitchen”
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
What does a penis and a Rubik's cube have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp you'll B flat.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these and he replies with "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
You want to hear a dirty joke? Jonny played in the mud. You want to hear a clean joke? Jonny took a bath with bubbles. You want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was the next door neighbor.
Little Johnny was playing outside and steps on a honeybee, his dad sees this and says "i saw what you did and for that, you get no honey for two weeks." Johnny replies "i don't care, i don't like honey anyway." About fifteen minutes later little Johnny is playing with the butterflies and rips the wings off of one. His dad bursts out and says " i saw that, and for it you get no butter for a month." Little johnny replies "I don't care, i don't like butter anyway." Both little johnny and his dad go in for dinner, johnny's mother sees a cockroach on the ground and steps on it. little johnny looks and smiles and says "do you want to tell her or should i?"
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
What do Children and lights have in common? They both hang from ceilings! Not funny, here’s another Why can’t China play baseball? They ate the bat
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
