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A grasshopper tries playing cricket. It failed and got eaten by the bat.
What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?
Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead, so are you.
(I have no friends because all of my friends play Fortgay, just like my friends all of them are gay.)
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why is Ollie so boring? He plays board games.
What is playing with you?
Q: Why was the pilot sad?
A: 'Cause he was bad at playing Jenga. 💀
Why can’t the USA play chess?
Because they lost their two towers.
You are so small that you play hockey against the curb!
What’s an orphan's favorite game?
Catch.
Why do emos suck at playing tic-tac-toe on their wrists?
Because when they win, they lose.
What games do you play if you are bored?
Board games.
Why don’t orphans play hide and seek?
Because no one will look for them.
Yo momma's so fat, she doesn't know how to play bacon.
Why are orphans sad when playing Roblox?
There isn't any parents on Roblox.
I can't make any more songs because nobody likes them. So when you see a song you like, give it a like so I can continue making more songs.
If anyone would like a song played, type it in the comments. Type the name of the song, then type the person who made the song, the songwriter. Sincerely, Watersharky Music Productions.
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What do you play Fallout 4 with low health?
You Fallout.
In the realm of the mind, Where thoughts wander undefined, This sentence emerges, unconfined, A whimsical phrase, quite inclined.
It dances freely, unrestrained, No structure, no rules, it's unchained, A playful verse, with words unfeigned, The first to surface, unrestrained.
It holds no grandeur, nor deep insight, Just a simple thought, taking flight, A fleeting notion, shining bright, In the realm of words, it feels right.
This sentence, unburdened and free, Plays with language, wild and carefree, A tiny poem, as small as can be, Yet it speaks volumes, silently.
So let it wander, let it roam, Across the page, it finds a home, Unfettered by rhythm, it freely roams, This sentence, the first, stands alone.
Can anyone play me in a no limits femdom RP on Kik?