When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
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this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
Me and my little brother were playing Call Of Duty. He wasn’t doing very good so I told him so. My brother said to me, “at least I don’t have to camp in order to get kills”. I then responded with, “I would call you cancer, but at least cancer kills”.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t ever find home.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards… The steaks were pretty high
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
😐😑
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don’t C sharp you’ll B flat.
Imagine your new playing GTA and you finally found out how to take out a gun: Option 1:shoot someone Option 2:suicide
Me: aren’t they the same thing?
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
What’s the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
My friend loves playing Roulette, so I figured I would introduce him to Russian Roulette. Blew his mind.
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes)
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What’s red and bad for your teeth? A brick
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I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
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Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They’re painful to look at.
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Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
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Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
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I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
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My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
" Why is it that Orphans only play tennis" That’s the only love they can get"…
Friend: Want to play fall guys?
Friend 2: Yup
Friend: Ok so let me ju- wait where are you going?
Friend 2: I’m gonna jump off
Friend: Why?
Friend 2: We are playing Fall Guys, right?
I was watching my daughter play at the park, a woman came up to me and asked which one was mine, I said I was still choosing.
What where the twin towers plains
Gods playing Jenga
Tits are like Lego bricks. They’re there for the kid, but dad ends up playing with them.
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin