Immaturity

Immaturity jokes

Wife

My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.

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  • Pedophile

    Say what you will of pedophiles, but you can't ignore their problem with immature ejaculation.

    Age

    "I met a girl and she's 28."

    "Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."

    - AJR

    Girlfriend

    How do you know when your girlfriend is too young?

    You have to make airplane noises to get her to open her mouth.

    Sorry.

    Mom

    Mom: You need to grow up. You're so immature.

    Me: *glares* Get out of my castle....

    Mom: It's a pillow fort.

    Me: Why can't I have an imagination! ?

    Mom: You're almost 19 years old.

    Me: Not good enough... OUT!

    People

    Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.

    Wife

    My wife accused me of being immature, so I kicked her out of my "boys fort."

    Depression

    Every depressed person just has to say, "I WANT TO JUMP OFF THAT TALL BUILDING RIGHT THERE!" and then points to the building and runs up to it like an immature child, and then they get disappointed when they aren't allowed into the building.

    Kid

    Just saying this, but I hate how many little kids there are on this site, and when they post, they have the worst posts about "sex", so I'm just saying how they act immature.

    Community

    Hi guys, im sorry about how i reacted yesterday but like i genuinely was close to throwing up and yh. i think that im probably gonna leave the site now coz ive realized that not just from yesterday but from a few things that im probably still not mature enough. Im sorry jake for constalty shouting at you abt like calling me young and stuff. im sorry herion monkey for always giving you shit . im sorry cosmo for making you hate me. im sorry mal for calling you a btich yesterday. im sorry guys. i might come back in another year and a half ? love yall bye

    This is going to be a mouthful, but I suggest you read it all. Posting as anonymous, but yeah, it's Amy. A lot wrong has happened on this site, like a LOT. And for me, this involved the insults & constant wars & whatnot. After it was all over, I think I started building myself off my hatred of you all. I started becoming my hatred ina way. Not a day went by that I didn't remember the hurt I felt. Also, somewhere alon… Read more

    Elliot or Elijah im very sorry for what happened i use immature and ik i messed up but i hope in the end you can forgive me