My mum told me to stop playing with my sister; she said at least wait for her to be born first.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers
What is Africa’s most played game The hunger games
Why shouldn’t you play basketball 🏀 with a pig 🐷?
Because he’s a ball hog.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing while a man named Chris comes up and asks “which one is yours?” The man said “I don’t know i’m still deciding.”
A toddler, was giving her daddy a tea party She brought him a little cup of "tea" which was just water, of course. After several cups of tea , her Mom came home, Dad made her wait in the living room to watch his little Princess bring him a cup of tea, because it was, "Just the cutest thing!" Mom waited, and sure enough, here she come down the hall with a cup of tea for Daddy. She watches him drink it up and then says, "You know the only place she can reach water, is the toilet!
When you’re playing dead and the school shooter starts unbuckling his belt and you hear him say “This boy always had a fat ass”.
you play gatcha life more like go get a life
this is so sad, Alexa play despacito
What instrument do a pair of sheep play, The two-baaaa
When I was teaching my dog tricks, a Chinese man came to me and asked why was I playing with my food.
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
A kid and his dad went to the park. The kid accidentally steps.on a cockroach. They go home immediately and dad gets the scissors. Now the kid has some balls to play with.
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
I was playing a tennis match against a girl and said "I will fuck you up", she said "try me", so that's exactly what I did and I won by forfeit as she ended up running away crying
People be like: What happened to fruit ninja? It was on your phone, Me: I upgraded now i can play on my pro max thigh/wrists
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother "Mom can little girls have babies " his mom answered "of course not" a few minutes later his mom heard him shout to his friend "it's okay we can keep playing
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with
