Play jokes
I wanted to play Fruit Ninja, but remembered I don’t have a phone. Guess I gotta draw fruit on my arm!
How do cows like to play games? Moobile (Mobile).
Why do orphans not play bingo?
Because they don’t know what a full house is.
Why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
'Cause they'll eat the bat!
What do you call it when the Edmonton Oilers play against the Nashville Predators? A Diddy Bowl.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.
If you don’t get it, a Chinese woman ate a bat and she got the coronavirus (I think).
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
If someone has a hyperfixation with drawing and playing, does that mean they are on the "artism" spectrum?
Three children play hide and seek. Their names are Silence, Anger, and Parent. Anger counts. Parent hides in the trash. Silence is at the police station.
A policeman looks at Silence and asks: "What is your name?" Silence replies: "Silence." Terrified, the policeman asks: "Where are your parents?" Silence then replies: "Parent is in the trash!" The policeman then asks indignantly: "Are you looking for Trouble?" Silence replies: "No, in fact, Anger finds me."
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Do I like playing Russian Roulette? Gun to the head, I'd have to say no.
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
How do clarinet players play a song?
They reed their music.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
What do orphans do after they win a game?
Nothing, they have no one to play games with.
Animal jokes, eh?
Toucan play at that game.