Pizza jokes
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza? Pizza won't cut itself.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
How do you start a rave in Africa? Stick a pizza onto the ceiling.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
How do you take care of all the babies you just crushed with your car?
Open a pizza shop 🍕
Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Yo, look, they give me and my girl free pizza and a big bottle of rabbit wine. Yay, yay! Don't drink too much of it; you might turn into a wine rabbit.
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Q: What does a slice of pizza and an F grade have in common?
A: They're both cheesy.
What is a pup's favorite pizza?
Pupperoni
Why is the Pentagon mad?
Because it didn't get two pizzas, but only one plane pizza.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?