me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one
you want to her a cheezy pizza joke-never mind its to cheezy hehehehehe
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
Ayo the pizza here- OH N*GGA!!
There was a person inside, who needed help from the police, but the police changed their number, so he ordered a party with pizzas from 2 airplanes, but the pilots were stupid so they put in people instead of pizzas, and one landed on the 93rd floor, and the 94th floor, literally.
why dont orphans like pizza because they dont have parents thats why
"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE
Why where the people in 911 devastated They ordered extra flavoured pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
Q)what was the last pizza delivery to 9/11? A)2 large planes.
When the two tower ordered pizza all they got was plane
Why did the man decide to work at a pizza place?
Because he kneaded the dough!
You work at papa's pizzaria ok?
Boss: your fired! Me: ok? Worker: Why are you fired? Me: oh you wanna know... *shows him the oven with my pizza* Me: I left my pizza in the oven that bitch burnt as fuck!! Worker: OH SHIT!! Boss: did you say pizza? Me: i sure did! *shows boss pizza in oven* Me: this hoe black as fuck! Boss: i fired you because i count stop looking at your ass not this why?
Why were the victims of 9/11 so mad? Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
What kind of pizzas did they last order at the World Trade Center? Two large planes!
