Pizza jokes
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesn’t cut itself.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Memes
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
"Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it is too cheesy."
"YOU MORON ITS *TOO* not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE"
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.