Pizza jokes
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.