Pizza jokes

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?

Familiar pizza.

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!