Pizza jokes

Want to hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it’s too cheesy.

When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."

Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.

What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?

Familiar pizza.

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."

Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?

Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.