Pizza jokes
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Pineapple goes on pizza.
You, I didn’t see you there. The pizza place is hunted bad, so you are scared 😱😱😱😱 and so you run and you see your grandma, and you were happy again forever and ever ha ha so funny 😁. The end or is it bye-bye?
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
What kind of pizza do Asians get?
Prain.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
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A collection of 911 jokes.
What kinda pizza did they order at 911?
Plane.
What was the color of 911?
Plane.
What is the fastest way to see 911?
Plane.
Q: What's the difference between a folk singer and a 14" pizza?
A: The pizza can support a family of four.
Friend 1: What's your favorite drink or food?
Friend 2: Pizza.
Friend 3: Donuts.
Friend 4: I don't eat food but I do drink bleach.
Friend 1: (calling the suicide hotline)
Friend 2: (Calling the parents)
Why were the Twin Towers mad at 9/11?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have?
A family pizza.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?