Pizza

Pizza jokes

Twin Towers

Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.

Twin Towers

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Jimmy

Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?

Tower

Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.

Day

On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Abortion clinic

I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"

Dad

What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?

The pizza guy shows up when you call him.

Crust

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Difference

What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?

Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.

Twin Towers

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

People

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

People

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Bomber

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

Similarity

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.