What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
