Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
Lol the twin towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut. But instead they got a hot and ready from jets
On the day of 9/11 the WTC’s ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane
I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ClbOw-y7f_s
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
Yall these 9/11 jokes ain't funny I ordered a plaine pizza in the twin towers
welcome to joe's pizza you make e'e we bake e'm
What kind of pizza the orphan can’t order? -Familiar pizza
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What is the difference between a fat person and a whole pizza?
Well, a whole pizza cannot eat a fat person.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
