Pizza jokes
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Ok here's your joke now...
What did one pizza say to the other when they were in bed?
"Can I have a pizza that ass?"
What type of pizza do they serve on an airplane?
Plane pizza.
Want to hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it’s too cheesy.
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad?
The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Lol, the Twin Towers ordered a drop in from Pizza Hut, but instead they got a hot and ready from Jet's.
Why did the Twin Towers die? Because they had too many plane pizzas.
Bro, the Twin Towers got a hot and ready from Jets.
On the day of 9/11, the WTC's ordered cheese and pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Y'all, these 9/11 jokes ain't funny. I ordered a plain pizza in the Twin Towers.
Welcome to Joe's pizza, you make 'em, we bake 'em.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What kind of pizza can't an orphan order?
Familiar pizza.
When someone calls you, say "Welcome to Joe's Pizza Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce."
I was dying when I called my sister and she said, "Hi, this is Pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic; your loss, our sauce. How may I help you today?"
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.