Italian cuisine jokes
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?
Spaghett-hehe.
My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.
I'm feeling cannelloni right now.
Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don't like fast food.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
Three people die on the same day: a German, an American, and an Italian. They all go to Hell for various reasons.
American: "I won't ever see my dog again!"
Italian: "I won't ever make pizzas again!"
German: "Hey, granddad, how have you been?"