Italian cuisine jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish.

I'm feeling cannelloni right now.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

What is italian sausage?

The dick of a gay italian.

Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?

Stab it twenty-three times.

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!