Italian cuisine jokes

What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite pasta?

Spaghett-hehe.

SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

Yankee Doodle went to town riding on a pony. He opened up a pasta shop and made some macaroni.

Americans: I will cook the pizza.

Italians: I cooka de pizza!

I like to eat mom's spaghetti. Now try it with the NEWWWW VEGETTIIII, turn any vegetable into pasta!

Spaghetti-ashannaise

Where do poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

COVID-19 is like pasta.

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

My girlfriend broke up with me because of my pasta fetish. I'm feeling cannelloni right now.