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Plane

Anonymous · 4 years ago

A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.

Roman

reeeeeeeeeee · 7 years ago

Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.

Management

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A person is shown with a "Deluxe Sausage" pizza label on their shirt as a name tag. Above this image is a note that says "Cody, you cannot use pizza labels as name-tags. - Management."

Wood

Morning Wood · 6 years ago

Wood fired pizza?

How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O

Please drop a like.

Gynecologist

Anonymous · 8 years ago

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

Twin Towers

Angel.JC14 · 3 years ago

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.

Pussy

xXBATMANXx2020 · 8 years ago

What's the difference between pussy and pizza... nothing because I'll eat them both.

River

Lucifer · 3 years ago

Pov: you drop your pizza while eating by the river

A pizza is floating on the surface of a river. The image contains the text "[SAD ITALIAN NOISES]" and the source @kyoko.33.

Pizza Hut Employee

Chri5 · 3 years ago

No one.

Police

Big Jim · 10 months ago

They had to teach him a lesson

A photo shows three police officers (two men and one woman) standing with a young boy on a sidewalk in a residential area. The boy is holding a pizza box. The text beneath the image describes a scenario where a 15-year-old misused 911 to order pizza. The police initially delivered the pizza to teach him a lesson, followed by the dark punchline: "Then shot him 20 times."

Bullet Hole

Willy b · 11 months ago

A close-up shot of a cheese pizza inside a pizza box, covered with many dark, circular holes resembling bullet holes. The text above reads: "Papa John's just introduced its Chicago style pizza."

Pineapple

blach66 · 3 years ago

A three-panel image shows a speed dating scenario. In the first panel, a man asks a woman: "Do you like pineapple on pizza?" The second panel shows the woman saying: "It's OK." In the third panel, the man says: "I don't think we should see each other any more."

Pizza box

Silly Sonka · 2 years ago

Why?

A man and a woman are lying in bed next to each other. The woman is looking at the man and thinking, "I bet he's thinking about other women." The man is looking up and thinking, "Why is a pizza box a square, the pizza a circle, and the slices are triangles?"

Confusion

GG Miller · 3 years ago

this meme had me thinking

A yellow minion with a confused expression stands to the right of a list of questions titled 'INTERESTING CONFUSIONS'. The questions include: Can you cry under water? Do fishes ever get thirsty? Why don't birds fall off trees when they sleep? Why is it called building when it is already built? When they say dogs food is new and improved, who tastes it? If money doesn't grow on trees, why do banks have branches? Why does round pizza come in square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? The text ends with 'Crazy world isn't it?'

Wolf

Weight Gain · 4 months ago

Fat Nyanwolf

An illustration of an extremely obese green cartoon wolf character, known as Nyanwolf, holding and eating a slice of pizza. The character has pink hair and a blue and pink tail. The background features a colorful gradient pattern filled with multiple floating pizzas, each featuring the classic yellow 'Awesome Face' (or 'Epic Face') meme grin superimposed on it.

Florida Man

tabs1528 · 2 years ago

A Fox News headline reads "Florida man who allegedly threatened family with Coldplay lyrics ends standoff after SWAT promises him pizza". Below the headline is a mugshot of the Florida man.

Pizza Hut

Wade XL · 2 years ago

The image is a collage. The top part shows a news headline about an armed Pizza Hut employee who shot and killed a robber. Below is an image of a person with a pizza box on their head, a blood-splattered apron, and holding a pizza peel. The text says "Nobody out pizzas the hut".

Fleshlight

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

$A multi-panel image comparing various fleshlight designs and their corresponding levels of perceived intellect. The first row shows a basic fleshlight next to an image of a simple skull. The second row shows a toy car-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a brain with glowing nodes. The third row shows a worm-shaped fleshlight next to an image of a more detailed brain. The fourth row shows a standard fleshlight next to an image of a head with its brain exposed, shining with light rays. The fifth row shows a Hulk Hogan fleshlight next to a photo of a brain with fractal patterns. The sixth row shows a stuffed-crust pizza-themed fleshlight next to an image of a man's body glowing with energy. The last row shows a pizza and pasta-themed fleshlight next to an image of a spiritual man with energy coming out of his body and hands.$

Male

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The image is a screenshot of a 4chan conversation with two photos attached. The first photo shows a very simple, mostly white bedroom with a bed, a ceiling fan, and a window. The second photo shows a bedroom with a wooden nightstand next to a bed, a green lamp, a bottle of beer, and a pizza box on the nightstand. The text above the photos reads: "Do males really live like this?" The subsequent messages are "yeah although I put a cool t-rex lamp next to my bed", "that's fucking sick dude" and "based t-rex chad"

Food

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A multiple choice question about food that grows on trees. The options include pizza, carrots, apples, oranges, coconuts and cake. Pizza, carrots and cake are marked as correct choices.

Community talk

Landonnnn

I just ate like 6 slices of pizza in history.

DAP ME UP

Yo guys I was on yt one day and saw a streamer eating pizza and my yt username is my gamertag Pizzalord8501 so rate my channel for me

https://www.youtube.com/@augustinebaladezmendoza2192

Anonymous

Poll · 1 year ago

PIZZA HAWAII

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