Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
Why did the twin towers die because they had to many plane pizzas
when someone calls you say welcome to joes pizza abortion clinic your lose is our sauce.
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why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
why did the rooster go the train station to get the pizza
Why can't people eat pizza because they will be unavailable
What is the difference between Fat person and a Whole Pizza?
Well A Whole Pizza cannot eat a Fat person
Id make a joke about pizza, but its too cheesy. I know yall have too thick of a crust to get it!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man they got it wrong, I wanted this shity plane
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common? One can feed a family
Pizza place pizza place are you there your as heck bye
Why is the pizza place busy because itâs pizza day đ
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A mom and her son are taking a walk when they pass a homeless man fapping, the boy asks "what is that man doing?". The mom says "Making pizza" trying to turn him away.
The son sees a dog fucking another dog and he asks the same thing. She says "Making extra cheese". When they pass a window and see a couple doing it, he asks the same thing. She says "Ordering the pizza".
Later that day the mother says to the father "I think I want some to order some pizza with extra cheese tonight, dont know why that sounds good".
So that night the husband who was watching tv yelled up the stairs "wanna order some pizza !?"
The mother replied "DONT WORRY IM MAKING SOME"
the sons voice followed " IM ADDING EXTRA CHEESE"
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesnât cut itself.
What is a pizza that an orphan canât have
A family pizza
My sister said âLETS GO TO PIZZA !â So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, âWe really only needed the car?â
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiâs UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
