Pizza jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
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