What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because itās pizza day! š
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesnāt cut itself.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What is a pizza that an orphan canāt have?
A family pizza.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
