Pizza jokes
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!
Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.
What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?
One can feed a family.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What did the Indian say when the pizza was delivered to him?
"Hey! Who puked on the frybread?"
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.