Pizza jokes

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.

I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!

Why were the Twin Towers so mad?

Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!

Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

Anyone want a free pizza? Because you liking a pizza with toppings that not many people enjoy allows you to eat the entire guilt free pizza, that they said they didn't want and everyone already offered you a slice of.

What does a pizza and a Mexican have in common?

One can feed a family.

Wanna hear a pizza joke?

Never mind, it's too cheesy.

Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂

"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"

"You're ass heck bye."

What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?

Nothing, it was just plane.

Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?

Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.

What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?

They both have red circles on their bodies.

A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!

Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.

Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.

Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!

Me: You can't kick me out.

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.