Pizza jokes
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.