Pizza jokes
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Americans: I will cook the pizza.
Italians: I cooka de pizza!
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Pizza.
Pizza who?
Never mind, it was so cheesy.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered Domino's and got "gets".
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a slice of pizza?
A dead baby can't feed a family.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
A lovely and clean kebab restaurant with the option to sit at the bar, sit outside, or eat in.
Besides kebabs, they also offer other typical dishes, such as cholodki. They also have a selection of different pizzas. The photo shows various kebab dishes with potatoes, rice, and salad. This time, the rice is mixed with oats. Enjoy! The other two kebabs are also delicious, but I didn't try them. As always, I was treated very kindly, and the service and quality ensured that they were always happy to help.
As a foodie, I have to say that this is the best kebab restaurant. Next time, I'll try the pizza and come back again.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
You work at Papa's Pizzeria, ok?
Boss: You're fired!
Me: Ok?
Worker: Why are you fired?
Me: Oh, you wanna know...
*shows him the oven with my pizza*
Me: I left my pizza in the oven, that bitch burnt as fuck!!
Worker: OH SHIT!!
Boss: Did you say pizza?
Me: I sure did!
*shows boss pizza in oven*
Me: This hoe black as fuck!
Boss: I fired you because I can't stop looking at your ass, not this why?
What’s the Twin Towers' favorite kind of pizza?
A: Plain.