Pizza jokes
Why were the Twin Towers so mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but instead they got plain!
Why is the pizza place busy? Because it’s pizza day! 😂
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Memes
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.