Pizza Jokes

why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane

wanna hear a pizza joke..?

nevermind its to cheesy

Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.

Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!!

Why did sallys pizza get cold, because she has no arms.

Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.

Wanna hear a pizza Joke? Nevermind it to cheesy

A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.

I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...

Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?!

Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza

Manager: THATS IT! IM KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE

Me: You can't kick me out

Manager: Why not? Huh?

Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.

why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas

My sister said “LETS GO TO PIZZA !” So, I went to the Pizza shop with her and she replied, “We really only needed the car?”

What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker? CHEESE-US!

What is a pizza that an orphan can’t have

A family pizza

Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.

What does an emo kid and pizza have in common......the pizza doesn’t cut itself.

me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one

How do rappers like their pizza?

With extra BARS and DOUGH

why did the roman eat pizza-he felt like it

I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.