Pizza jokes
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
Memes
Why?
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
Wanna hear a pizza joke?
Never mind, it's too cheesy.
"Pizza place, pizza place, are you there?"
"You're ass heck bye."
Why is the pizza place busy? Because itās pizza day! š
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
Why were the people during 9/11 mad? They ordered 2 sausage pizzas, but instead they got 2 plane pizzas.
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesnāt cut itself.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic.
Where no fetus can beat us, and your loss is our sauce.
What is a pizza that an orphan canāt have?
A family pizza.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"