Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
Why can't people eat pizza? Because they will be unavailable.
What's the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and Freddy Krueger?
They both have red circles on their bodies.
"Watch out, plane! Wait, really? I ordered pepperoni."
Why did the rooster go to the train station to get the pizza?
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Welcome to codi's pizzeria and abortion clinic; your loss is our sauce!
Why did Sally's pizza get cold? Because she has no arms.
Joe's pizzeria and abortion clinic.
Yesterday's loss is today's sauce.
Wanna hear a pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
A no legged manager runs the nearest pizza place called Your Pizza Is A Joke.
I (J0K35) worked there and this happened...
Manager: WHY ARE THE PINEAPPLES IN THE TRASH?
Me: Because nobody eats fucking pineapple pizza.
Manager: THAT'S IT! I'M KICKING YOU OUT OF THIS PLACE!
Me: You can't kick me out.
Manager: Why not? Huh?
Me: Because you need legs to kick, and you don't have any.
why were the people during 9/11 mad? they ordered 2 sausage pizzas but instead they got 2 plane pizzas
What is a pizza that an orphan canāt have
A family pizza
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
What does an emo kid and pizza have in common?...... The pizza doesnāt cut itself.
Hi, welcome to Mario's pizzeria/abortion clinic Where no fetus can beat us and your loss is our sauce.
What did the pizzas say to the pizza maker?
CHEESE-US!
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Why did the Roman eat pizza? He felt like it.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessiās UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
