Trump- Caillou can you please stop whining that squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza he also ditched your dad and he’s your stepdad now
Caillou- Why I’m bald Trumpy
Trump- I don’t know but what I do know is that your a massive shit stain
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo? A. The pizza doesn't cut it's self.
You race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar(Allahu Akbar) East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn(Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong) Jew...Rey(Ray) Black...BB-8(BBC) Italian...Jabba the Hutt(Pizza Hut) German...Admiral Piett(Hitler)
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra BARS and DOUGH
Sex is like pizza When it’s hot, it’s great When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra RHYME-A-JALAPENOS
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today? Person 2: “Seven” Person: 1: “What the fuck dude..” Person 2: “I know right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.” (Based on an encounter I had recently)
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
What kind of pizza did the twin towers order.Nothing it was just plane.
how come pizza boxes are square when the pizza is a circle cut into triangles
whats the similarity between a pepperoni pizza and freddy krueger
they both hove red circles on there bodies
Americans: i will cook the pizza Italians: I Cooka De Pizza
Why do we put round pizzas in square boxes and eat them as triangles?
yo mama so fat when the rock hit her with a rock bottom her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out her belly
What is the difference between the pizza guy and my dad? The pizza guy shows up when you call him.
why did the rooster go the train station to get the pizza
Why were the people on the World Trade Center so pissed? People they ordered pepperoni pizza but they got plane.
Who hates going to a pizza party
A weirdough
Why can't people eat pizza because they will be unavailable
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
