Pizza jokes
On September 11, Gemini ordered three pepperoni pizzas.
One came alone, one was late, and the third went the wrong way.
Why were the Twin Towers mad during 9/11?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead got plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pizzas and they only got plain: one came late, and then went to the wrong location.
In 9/11, people were dying for the pizza. But it was at the bottom, so they had to die for it literally.
A guy jumped out of the Twin Towers, saying, "I ordered pepperoni pizza, not a plane!"
Why were the Twin Towers made on 9/11? They ordered pepperoni pizza but got plane.
What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?
They ordered two large planes.
The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What does a burnt pizza, cold beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?
Someone didn’t pull it out in time.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
Q. What's the difference between pizza and an emo?
A. The pizza doesn't cut itself.
Your race's favorite Star Wars Characters:
Arab...Admiral Ackbar (Allahu Akbar)
East Asian...Qui-Gon Jinn (Ching-Chong-Wing-Wong)
Jew...Rey (Ray)
Black...BB-8 (BBC)
Italian...Jabba the Hutt (Pizza Hut)
German...Admiral Piett (Hitler)
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra bars and dough!
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
How do rappers like their pizza?
With extra rhyme-a-jalapenos.
Person 1: “How many ph vids have you watched today?”
Person 2: “Seven.”
Person 1: “What the fuck, dude.”
Person 2: “I know, right? I’ve gotten seven ads for Pizza Hut in the past hour.”
(Based on an encounter I had recently)
Why were the Twin Towers angry on 9/11?
Because they ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got instead was plane.
What kind of pizza did the Twin Towers order?
Nothing, it was just plane.