Why was 911 annoyed at the pizza guy?
Because they ordered meat lovers, but they got plane.
Okay, so like, 911 is a phone number for emergencies, right? But "plane" sounds like "plain". So the joke is that 911 wanted a pizza with meat but got a plain pizza instead. Get it? You probably don't, you are the kind of dude that gets lost in a supermarket!
I don't need one
you copied that and we all know it so just stop trying