Pickup Lines
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Are you suicide? Because you are always on my mind.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
Are you suicide? Cause I'm tryna commit to you.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?