Pickup Lines
This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.
There are 206 bones in my body.
When I look at you, it becomes 207.
Wanna play shark attack? I eat, you scream!
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Lay on the bed, So I can fuck you.
Are you a sports car? Because you give my heart quite a rush!
You know why you remind me of a calculator? Because 1+1 equals the two of us.
Are you Shane Dawson?
Because I can be your pussy.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Are you mixed? Cuz you're half fine, half mine 😏
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.