Pickup Lines

I heard you were looking for a stud...

I already have the STD; all I need is you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"

Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."

Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!

Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.

If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.