Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What is George Floyd's pickup line? You are breath taking.
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
Are you a plane? Because I wanna be in control of you for a few hours.
If I told you, you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?
If you were a vegetable, you would be a cute-cumber.
Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.
Are you Jesus? Because I want to nail you.
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me?”
“What do you call my friend group?” “Suicide Squad.”
