Pickup Lines
If 2 + 2 is 4, and 4 + 4 is 8, then that must mean I can lick your pussy.
Are you a gun, because I would be your bullets because I love going in children.
Are you a white van? Because I would love to put children in you.
Roses are red. Lemons are sour. Open your legs, so I can devour.
I rate you 9 out of 10, because I'm the 1 you need.
Hey, you there, were you raised on a chicken farm? 'Cause you really know how to raise a cock!
Are you a playground? Because I want to put my kids in you.
Are you a border? 'Cause I can't get over you.
Do you work at Subway? Because you turn my 6 inch into a footlong.
Pickup line for gay people:
Roses are red, Antarctica is in the south, Get on your knees, And open your mouth.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Roses are red, balls are round, skirts are up, panties are down, belly to belly, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in.
Are you a school bus? Because I want to fill you with kids.
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
A male unexploded landmine was in love with a female unexploded landmine, and he said to her...
"Hey, baby, we should bang sometime!"
Lemme treat you like I treat my homework: slam you on my desk and do you all night.
I heard you were looking for a stud...
I already have the STD; all I need is you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?
What is George Floyd's pickup line?
You are breathtaking.