Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
Roses are red, Violets are twisted, You bend over, You're about to get fisted.
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
Are you a keyboard? Cause you're my type.
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Pickup line: Are you the internet? 'Cause I feel a connection.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar?
Can I push your stool in for ya?
Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone."
Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."
Man: "Your hair color is fabulous." Woman: "Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store."
Man: "You look like a dream." Woman: "Go back to sleep."
Man: "I can tell that you want me." Woman: "Yes, I want you to leave."
Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not enter. -OR- Stop."
Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."
Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."
Man: "What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar?" Woman: "I hate you."
Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?" Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."
What was the computer's best pickup line?
Nice bits!
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
