Roses are red, violets are fine, I'll be the six, you be the nine.
roses r red violets r twisted u bend over ur bout to get fisted
I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping in you and I'm not.
If I had a garden I would Put your tulips against My tulips.....🌷
Are you a keyboard Cause your my type 🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋🦋
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Have you heard the new pickup line in a gay bar ? Can I push your stool in for ya
Man: I know how to please a woman. Woman: Then please leave me alone.
Man: I want to give myself to you. Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts.
Man: Your hair color is fabulous. Woman: Thank you. It's on aisle three at the corner drug store.
Man: You look like a dream. Woman: Go back to sleep.
Man: I can tell that you want me. Woman: Yes, I want you to leave.
Man: Hey, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. -OR- Stop.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.
Man: What's it like being the most beautiful girl in the bar? Woman: I hate you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore.
What was the computer's best pickup line? Nice bits
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener
