Pickup Lines

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll be a jaeger, will you be my kaiju?

What is George Floyd's pickup line?

You are breathtaking.

You twin towers because I'm tryna ram in you tonight.

Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?

Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.

Are you the twin towers?

Because I want to crash inside of you.

You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?

You’re breathtaking!

Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.

Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.

Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)

Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.

Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.

Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.

Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!

If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.

Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.

I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?

If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.

If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!

I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

Did you fart, cause you blew me away?

Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)

Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.

Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"