Pickup Lines
Hey girl, do you like Harry Potter?
Because I want to wingardium leviosa up that skirt, alohamora those legs open, and aqua erupto inside of your leaky cauldron.
Are you the twin towers?
Because I want to crash inside of you.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
Are you a trampoline? Because I want to bounce on you.
Are you my homework because I’m supposed to be doing you right now, but I’m not.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
Are your parents bakers? Because you're a cutie pie.
Are you a loan? Because you've got my interest.
Is your dad a boxer? Because you’re a knockout!
If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
Are you an artist? Because you’re really good at drawing me in.
I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
If you were a flower, you'd be a daaaaaamn-delion!
I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?
This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.
Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!
Did you fart, cause you blew me away?
Are you a printer? Because you turn my soft copy into a hard copy. Dark..Humor :)
Are you a rope? Because I want to hang sometimes.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Flat Earther pickup line: "The Earth may be flat, but Uranus is round."
Charger: Yo, Phone.
Phone: Yeah?
Charger: Can I plug all in you?
Phone: Ayooo!
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!