Pickup Lines

Are you Google?

Because you got all I am searching for.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.

Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.

Are you in the alphabet 'cause I wanna give you the D.

Are you a lightbulb, cuz you brighten up my day?

Do you have a shovel in your back pocket?

Why?

'Cause I’m digging that ass.