Pick Up Lines jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":
"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."
Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
Are you an orphanage?
Why?
Because I wanna put my kids in you.
JFK: Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head.
Me, trying to interact with people: “Hey, are you a rope? Because I really wanna HANG with you.”
Person I’m talking to: *Pulling out phone to call suicide hotline* “haha what.”
"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."
Are you an egg, because you crack me up?
Q: What did the iceberg say to the Titanic?
A: I'd hit that.
Are you lightning?
Because you're McQueen.
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!
(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.