Pick Up Lines jokes

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭