Pick Up Lines jokes

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Are you lightning?

Because you're McQueen.

Is your home the Twin Towers? Because I'm tryna crash!

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Q: What did the Iceberg say to the Titanic?

A: I'd hit that.

Is your name ooOOo? Because my name is lalala.

oOO laLA!

"Are you my homework? Because I want to slam you on my desk and do you all night."

Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Are you George Floyd?

'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!