Pick Up Lines jokes

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭