Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.
In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."
Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*
Pick up lines.
"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"
"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."
Are you a haunted house?
Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.
Are u a horse cuz I wanna ride u
Do you love water?
Then you love 75% of me.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
