Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines Jokes

Oreo

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Girl

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

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  • Girlfriend

    If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

    Line

    Pick up lines.

    "One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

    "Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."