Pick Up Lines jokes

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?

"May I push your stool in?"

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."