Archeologist Pick-Up Line

Okay, listen up, you smooth-brained cave dweller. First, you call yourself "W Rizzler," which is cringe. You're trying to use a pick-up line, like you’re some kind of Casanova. You compare the person you are hitting on to an archaeologist, implying they like digging through old stuff. Then, you say you have a "bone for them to examine," which is a not-so-subtle way of saying you're trying to get with them. Your attempt to be slick is as see-through as a ghost. Go back to the drawing board.