Archeologist jokes

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.

The Lenovo computers at school stopped working.

They had to call an archeologist.

My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.