Pick Up Lines jokes

School Rizz:

You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!

Are you Paris, 'cause Eiffel for you.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."

My d*ck is hard, what's your name?

Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?

I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!

Are you a race car?

Cuz I’m tryna fuck.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉

"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"

John F. Kennedy: "Are you a bullet? Because I can't get you out of my head."

Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.

Are you the Twin Towers?

Because I want to smash you.