Pick Up Lines jokes
You must be ice cream because I wanna lick you up.
Are you an archaeologist? Because I’ve got a bone for you to examine.
Do you have a shovel? Because I'm digging that ass.
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Are you a haunted house? Because I’m going to scream when I’m in you! 😫
Are you a mental hospital? Cause I need to be in you.
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
Rizz
Are you a basketball hoop? 'Cause I want to put my balls in you.
Are you a photo biographer? 'Cause I can picture us together.
Rizz,
Are you a biographer? Cause I picture us together.
Can I take a picture of you for I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
No pen, no paper, you still draw my attention.
You know what I hate about math? They always talk about x and y, but not about u and i.
I hope you know CPR, because you are taking my breath away!
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Are you the Twin Towers?
Because I want to smash you.
"You're really hot, I wanna hit on you like the plane hit the Twin Towers."
School Rizz:
You are my exam. I am always thinking about you but never making a move.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because I'd smash.
Hey, are you suicide? Because I want to do you!
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?