Pick Up Lines jokes

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.

Do you love water?

Then you love 75% of me.

In Saudi Arabia, our pick up lines are, "Girl, are you a terrorist? Cuz you da bomb."