Pick Up Lines jokes

What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?

"You're breathtaking."

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

Pick up lines.

"One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

"Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

(amazing pick up line) Yoo, what if we got matching tattoos? You get two towers and I get a plane, because I crashed right into your life!

Are you the Twin Towers? Cause I'd love to take you out. 🤭

Hey girl, are your pants a mirror? 'Cause I can see myself in them.

If you have a girlfriend/crush that's shorter than you, go up to her and say, "You're short, lemme add some inches."

Best pick up line EVER.

There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.

(Pick-up line) If your tits are the Twin Towers... can I be your Osama?

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.

Are you a haunted house?

Cuz I am gonna be screaming when I come inside you.

Are you a horse, because I want to ride you?

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg":

"I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing without a few ice Bergs."

Hey! My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?

I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.

I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?

Wanna ride a reindeer for Christmas? *rubs my antlers on you*

Your legs are just like Oreos! I wanna split the ends and eat what's in between.