Twin Towers Pick-Up Line

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Are you a building because I rate you a 9/11?

Why were the Twin Towers mad when they ordered pizza?

One arrived plain, one came in late, one went to the wrong address, and the other one never came.

Categories

  • Twin Towers
  • Building
  • History
  • 9/11
  • Terrorism
  • Pizza

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, smoothbrain. This joke is dark, like your chances of getting a date. It's playing on the 9/11 terrorist attack, where the Twin Towers were destroyed. The first part is a twisted compliment comparing someone to the towers, followed by the punchline about pizza delivery problems and the implication the last pizza never came, a reference to one of the towers never being rebuilt, and a lot of people dying. You probably still don't get it, do you?

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