Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
A blonde walks into the Doctors office. She tells the Doctor, " My boyfriend has dandruff". The Doctor tells her to use Head and Shoulders. She leaves. About an hour later, the Doctors phone rings. He answers, its the Blonde. The Doctor asks how he can help her. " Well Doctor, I understand head, but how do you hove shoulders?"...........
Why don't japanese people like I phones
Because they are afraid of ammerican airdrops
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
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your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower
When you step on the weighing scale it shows your phone number!
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
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Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
Teacher: I’m gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
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Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: Do you have chocolate filled ice cream? The man replies: We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one? Johnny replies: Sure. After that the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later the man comes with a ice cream and Johnny's phone. Johnny asks: How much for the ice cream? The man replies: Nothing, its on the house. After Johnny ate hes delicious ice cream, he searched for hes watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
Why can’t orphans get in trouble?
Because there’s no one to give a phone call home too
