Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Why did an orphan kill ET?
To phone home.
Listen up, buttercup. You think just because you can breathe, you're smart? Nah. The joke here is a dark pun. ET wants to "phone home." The orphan offed ET, so *they* could use the phone to call *their* home, which, ya know, they can't do because they're an orphan. Get it? Sigh. Some people...