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Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out
What is your name in my phone 📲 I love ❤️ your house 🏡 I have been in your art 🖼 for
why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
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Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
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ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
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What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone
My Grandma as any other she got a APPLE IPHONE 12 but a we all know we get dumb and so we buy a phone my grandma did not even know how to use it she even said How do i go on google i told her YOU CANT!My grandma was yeah right how do i do it. Comment down below does you grandma do this?
Karien: Don't care. You know what you did.
Jalie: I don't know what you mean. I did nothing! I'm telling the truth!
Karien: Sure. So you mean you never texed Oerien last night around 2:00 am?
Jalie: NO I NEVER DID THAT!
Karien: Jalie stop the story telling. You were the one who had my phone yesterday. Just stop.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey is dad late to pick you up again? Child: No mum. Dad is here but he is talking about me to the Mrs Lili the math teacher Mom: Can you here them? Child: I think... they are watching a good movie. Mom: Why do you think that? Child: Because I keep hearing this HOLDS ONTO PHONE AND clap, clap, clap
:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo
Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
