I needed to take a phone call, so I went to the nearest exit. I guess you can say it was very exciting! 😂
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
I asked the emo at my school if he got jealous when his phone died.
I got jealous when my phone died.
man: why cant an orphan use Verizon ? kid: why? man: cause they have a family plan kid: oh then i need to switch phone services then man: why kid: im a orphan man: laughs out loud thats tuff ( you can tell the joke shortentd by saying why cant an orphan use Verizon cause they have a family plan)
Why did the orphan kid was bad a school cause he wanted a phone call home
why do orphans have phones? because they don't know how to call home
Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
Yo mama so fat, that when she took a selfie, she needed 2 phones
ill unplug your life support for my phone thats about to die
What phone do orphans have?
An iPhone 10R.
What do cells call their friends with? A cell phone.
Q: My scale had my phone number on it. Wandering why, I looked up only to see an elephant in my face...
Looking at me is like being on your phone, in a car, on a long trip. You're fine for the first 10 minutes, then after that you feel sick.
What is your name in my phone?
I love your house. I have been in your art for.
I just got off the phone with Kristen Stewart yesterday. She said I was invited to her cookout this Friday. I said I'll come by and bring some drinks, like wine, beer, and liquor, so we can get our freak on all night and drink some cherry wine until daybreak ends.
Yo head so big I can skate on yo head.
I'm talking bout real real big, set a plate on yo head, charge a phone on yo head, build a home on yo head, studio wide, write a song on yo head.
I saw this boy named Phone. He said where would he live? I said an orphanage.
Best pick up line EVER.
There is an app on your phone called ringer. Go into it. There is a 12 to 15 digit number. Enter that into my phone, my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer.
