Phone Jokes

Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.

Your mama so fat when she steps on the scale the scale said I’m trying to get your weight not your phone number

my joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die

I tried to have phone sex once.

but the holes were to small

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died

why cant an orphan have a phone because they will see a home

What is an orphans first phone? An iPhone12 wanna know why? It has no home button :D

Friend: my mum took my phone from me and i really want it back me: yeh, well Hades took my parents from me and the funny thing is, i don't want them back

When is the last time you picked up the phone?

Prankster pranks.

Fake lobster in the tolate. 8:00 a.m

Prank phone calls. 9.00 a.m

Its girl I like in my school, but she always on her phone. Its seem that I can't get a SIGNAL from her

I needed to take a phone call so I went to the the nearest exit I guess you can say it was very exciting 😂

Yo mamma so fat when she steps on the scale it says, we want your weight not your phone number

Yo mama so fat the doctor asked for her weight, she told her phone no

Me when my girlfriend comes home I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out and her text says yes. Get the whip your out

why couldn't people have there phone on airplane mode during 9/11... cause there phone exploded the towers

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Hey Siri, what’s in my bank account? You stupid shit, piece of elephant crap, you’re so ugly that when you were born, your nickname was bastard! You’re so ugly, that your crush fainted in front of you and was proclaimed dead! You’re so ugly that- (Destroys phone cutely)