When you play flappy bird in 9/11 the bird is a blane and the obstical courses are towers
why cant orphan use a phone? because they dont have a home screan
Sometimes i get jealous when my phone dies.
Why? You ask. Because it only takes one charge to bring it back to life.
I get jealous when my phone dies
I found this game, it's like flappy bird.:https://terrorist.group/
whats one thing youll never find in lost and found? your dad
Me:dad my phone is broken Dad:how Me:i clicked the home button but im still at school Dad:stupid
My Mum texted me she had lost her phone
Why canโt Orphans pick up their phone after school...? Because they need their parents to go pick it up
I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.
what do crows use when they get a phone? a CAWing card!
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
what do kids play when they can't play with a phone ? bored games
why is the Iphone X the perfect phone for an orphan?
because there is no home button
Why where ET's eyes so big?
Because he saw the phone bill.
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
if someone calls you just say this is peters abortion clinic and pizza restaurant were yesterdays loss is today's sauce
What's the difference between my phone and my sister? I actually give a damn if my phone dies.
