Phone jokes
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
Me: "Hey, are your parents home?"
Orphan: "Stop calling here!"
Me in the corner.
America's police phone number is 911 because that is the day they lost everything.
There was a man. He came home with his friends from the bar and man was he ever wasted! Their friends made sure to get him home safely. The next morning, he woke up and found blood all over his nightstand. He called his friends and asked for his alarm clock back.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
Why don’t orphans have phones?? Because their parents can’t buy them one.
Who did Stephen call when he crashed?... The geek squad.
I keep trying to call my emo friend. They keep hanging up.
I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one.
An innocent boy is reading through his father’s phone, looking at the messages and trying to learn things about his family from them. He saw a message asking for something which seemed strange, but ultimately the boy decided to surprise his father with what it said.
“Timmy, why are there thirty-five cats in the living room?” shouted the father.
“I was only supplying what you wanted from Mother!” replied the boy.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
What phone do midgets use?
A MICROphone.
Why do orphans use Samsung?
Because iPhones have home buttons.
When you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
Alright, so I have a few orphan jokes. I'm gonna put them all in one message.
Why can't orphans be gay? They have no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Parent signature: ______
New teacher: I used to be an orphan as a kid. Students: hahaha Teacher: Is anyone missing? Students: No one, just your parents.
Why did the orphan become a prostitute? They kept calling everyone "daddy."
Why do orphans have the iPhoneX? Because it has no home button.
Today, I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around, I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you, Penaldo!
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.