Wife: (on phone) hi Husband: hey I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
For a present on christmas i gave an orphan a phone, just without a home button
911, what’s your emergency? I asked, and listening to the quiet sobs of a litte kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me” the girl said and cried making me freeze on the spot as i recognized my daughter’s voice.
Why can’t orphans use a phone because they can't find the home button.
Q. why the orphan was unable to use the phone A. he was trying to phone home
Why did an orphan kill ET To phone home
Why was the turtle 🐢 looking at her phone?
She wanted to take a shellfie.
Am I the only one who's on here because it's not blocked on the school laptop and can't use my phone in class? cows go moo
Why is there no phone in China
To many wings to many wongs might wing wong number
your mum sat on a phone and she turned it into a pancake
Grandpa said no phone near the table so I said your not allowed near the school
if my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship i would never be able to play my phone
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address and my phone number.
The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
Why should you never give an orphan a phone?
Because they wouldent be able to find the home buton
Teacher: I’m gonna call ur parents Orphan: go on see if they pick up
A phone is like parents. Not everyone has one
Why did the ACLU blocked 🚫 📱 the cellphone number of ☺ of a christain nationalist minister because the christain nationalist had a virus on his cellphone 📱 and keep calling the ACLU because he wanted to join the ACLU because he wanted to become a card carrying member of the ACLU
How did the orphan operate the phone? He didn't. He didn't understand the home page.
I keep trying to call my emo friend... They keep hanging up
