a boy walks into some woods with a phone and his friend comes by and asks what are you doing? the pauses then says trying some bird calls!
Good day tomorrow and what day are they still good today good time love 💕 day a great 👍 night time and
What is wrong with orphans phones?
They'll never have a home screen.
Ur forehead is so big it blocked my phone service
What is an orphans hated movie line? E.T phone home
What type of phone do orphans have
Android because they dont have a home botton
Me: *Calls friend* "Dude I just fell off a 50 foot ladder!" Friend: "Bro, you ok?!" Me: "Yeah, lucky I only fell off the first step!"
Why can’t orphans have phones Because it has a home button
Why don’t orphans play baseball Because they can’t get a home run
How do You call an iPhone cover in Germany?
-An apple bag. 😜
Normal Europe : Oh no, I lost my iphone... Amish : Oh no, I lost my potato
Bob: Siri, call 666! *dialing noises* Bob: Hello? Bob's dad: Hi!
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smart phone? It doesn't know jack.
Its girl I like in my school, but she always on her phone. Its seem that I can't get a SIGNAL from her
I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing
I Asked The Emo At My School If He Got Jealous When His Phone Died
why cant an orphan have a phone because they will see a home
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
Prankster pranks.
Fake lobster in the tolate. 8:00 a.m
Prank phone calls. 9.00 a.m
I got jealous when my phone died
Warning! Cringe Alert! What happens when you leave your phone at jail? It becomes a cell-phone.
