Babies in a Phone Booth

The joke plays on the absurd and gruesome idea of blending babies to fit them into a phone booth, and then sucking them out with a straw. It's dark humor that uses unexpected imagery to shock the listener.

• Baby
• Blender
• Funny
• Death
• Comedy
• Violence

• Q: How do you get 10 babies in a trashcan? A: With a blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Chips.
• How do you get 500 dead babies into a car? A blender. How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car? A straw.
• How do you fit 15 babies into a shoe box? A blender. How do you get them out of the shoe box? A straw.
• How do you get a baby in a box? With a blender.