Blonde 911

This is a classic 'blonde' joke that plays on the stereotype of blondes being not very smart. The humor comes from the punchline which suggests the person cannot find the '11' on a phone in order to call 911.

• Blonde
• 911
• Number
• Call
• Police
• Phone

• What do you call a smart blonde? Nonexistent.
• A blonde accidentally kills a cop and calls the police. She exclaims, “Hello, is this 911?” The other person, “Yes, what is your emergency?” The blonde answered, “I called to inform you that you’re 910 now.”
• What do you call a blonde? A piss-head.
• How do you confuse a blonde? Put it in a circle and tell it to sit in the corner.