9 1 1 jokes
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!