9 1 1 jokes
Me: Calls 9-1-1.
Operator: 9/11, what’s your emergency?
Me: *hangs up*
What could've the Towers done to not start 9/11?
Call 911.
Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.
me rn : hold up, wait a minute, something ain’t right
9/11 happened... right?
The cops respond to 9-1-1... coincidence, I think not.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
You know, people should really stop making fun of 911....both my parents died.
One driving one plane, and the other driving the other.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
When 9/11 happened, we changed our airport policies. When school shootings happen, we haven't changed anything since the shooting at Columbine in 1999. And we say we want the children to be safe.