The Women saw a Cute lookin cop she Had pulled up right Next to him and said “Hey can i get your number” He said yea it’s “911”. And drove of
What feature does an orphan's phone not have? A home button.
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
The Titanic, just like my phone IT JUST WON'T SYNC
Edit: Never mind it started to sync...
“Mum I just won this phone in a race!” “Who was in the race?” “The owner of the phone And the police I think they’re at the door to congratulate me!”
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, “You use way too much technology!”. Jim then said, “No, YOU use too much technology!” and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone. Kids play with both of them
Two hunters were walking through the forest one day. All of the sudden, one of them passes out. The other hunter panics and dials 911. The emergency responder says “911, whats your emergency?” The hunter replies “My friend just passed out and I don’t know what to do! I think he might be dead!” The emergency responder replies “Before you do anything, make sure he is dead.” The phone goes silent and then the responder hears a gunshot. The hunter gets back on the phone and says “Ok, now what?”
Grew up playing Fruit Ninja on my iPad. Spent time with my online sister playing multiplayer.
Now I play it in school with an awesome small steel blade.
I’m not allowed my phone during school hours and I have to give it in at the start of the day...
me: can i get ur mom number? friend: here u go: me: ohh strange i already had it.
How does E.T. have an advantage over orphans? E.T. can actually phone home.
Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone, I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
An orphan made an Instagram, he did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner
i once called a depressed guy why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone (im not englishs so i could've talked bad)
I got my orphan kid a phone she was pressing the home button but it didn't work
Someone butt dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to talk to me.
How many times does Ariana Grande knock at the door? She doesn’t, she just uses 7 rings.
