Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
why shouldnt orphans get a phone?
they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button
when you unplug the charger to charge your phone, but you realize it was plugged into your grandpa's life support:
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I said to the emo girl she gets jealous every time her phone dies.
When an American goes on a weight the other person will say "I asked for your weight, not your phone number"!
I want your weight not your phone number
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The emo girl got jellest that here phone dead and not her
My teacher says no phones allowed I say my phone‘s allowed because I’m nobody Dania
A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form; Timo Werner still missed all the calls.
When Chuck Norris calls 1-900 and 976 numbers, he doesn't get charged, he holds up the phone and money falls out.
I saw a kid with no phone. I gave him a iphone 14.
except it had no home button.
Grandma isn’t responding. Close app, wait, cancel.
Which do you choose?
(Phone call) This is Franks funeral home and grill where yesterday’s grief is todays beef. How may we help you ?
Jim was caught beating a man up. Brooklyn took a picture of his license plate with her phone and told him your life is ruined. So Jim took a picture of her and the next thing you know he said is NOW MY PHONE IS RUINED.
A woman's age is harder to get than the President's phone number
One spelling mistake can completely ruin your marriage
I accidentally texted my wife “I’m having a wonderful time. I wish you were her.”
I asked the emo kid if he was depressed that his phone died before him
My screen lock is my favorite picture of my wife. When I'm on a 14-hour shift, being miserable, hating my life... I pull out my phone and gaze at the picture of my wife. Then I realize it's better here than at home with her ass.
