Phone Jokes

How did the rapper find his missing phone?

He checked the TRACK LIST

your mum so cute that i asked for her number ans she said yes and now were dating

I got jealous when my phone died

I was dying when i called my sister and she said "Hi this is pepperoni's pizza and abortion clinic your loss our sauce how may i help you today."

I heard my neighbours having sex and it was annoying me, so I called my gf to ask if she wanted to go out but when I called her I heard my neighbours phone ringing

ahem.. if somebody you dont like, or somebody random just calls you in general,

answer the phone with this

Hello thank you for choosing mamas pizzeria/ abortion clinic, your loss is our sauce how may i help you?

hello this is davids orphanage you make them we take them how may i help you?

some people reactions are priceless and then the wonder about you mental health

Chinese teacher phone rang going to class and he said My phone the Ring Ring it's my wife Ring Ring

:Charger: yo Phone :Phone: yeah Charger can I plug all in u :Phone: ayooo

What phone do midgets use?

A MICROphone

i broke up with my ex girl friend hears her numba

sike thats the wrong number

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Father O'Reilly ran into a young woman whose mother attended his church at the market. "Ah Mary Agnes, congratulations!"

She gave him a puzzled look. "on what?"

"Your mother tells me you've been praying to St. Gerard and finally got pregnant, it's a miracle."

Mary Agnes sighed. "My mother needs to get hearing aids if she's going to eavesdrop on my phone calls to friends. I said it'll be a miracle if I get pregnant since the only thing I'm fucking is a St. Bernard."